30 Old 30 Young
30 Old 30 Young explores the fascinating contrasts of life in your thirties through the eyes of two cousins living vastly different paths. Join us as we navigate the uncertainties of adult life, from career choices to lifestyle decisions, through both a globetrotting adventurer's and a family-focused perspective.
Our main episodes dive deep into real-life challenges facing thirty-somethings today, while our mini-episodes break down the three best and worst aspects of pivotal adult life scenarios.
Whether you're questioning your life choices, seeking perspective, or just wanting to hear honest conversations about adulting, this podcast offers authentic insights into the beautiful chaos of your third decade. New episodes released weekly, featuring raw discussions about career transitions, relationships, mental health, and the endless quest for work-life balance. Your thirties don't come with a manual - but this podcast comes pretty close.
30 Old 30 Young
Halloween in your 30's
From Halloween nights to going back in time to the 90’s, we talk about the simple joys of raising kids without the constant buzz of technology - can it still be done?
We’ll explore the funny dynamics of sibling relationships from hide-and-seek misadventures to being rolled in an industrial bin.
Laugh with us through the ups and downs of childhood antics and even a few spine-tingling massage tales that might just make you squirm in your seats
So, whether you're commuting, doing chores, or working from home and want some company.. tune in, as this episode is packed with relatable moments that will have you nodding along and reminiscing about your own family adventures.
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Speaker 2:what? What do you mean? What? So I don't paint you a picture. We go into our we. We say let's do a Halloween special where we dress up. So I drive here full face of makeup, looking like I've had an absolute dirty protest mental breakdown all over my face. And then Charlotte turns up, she puts a hat on.
Speaker 3:Happy Halloween, guys.
Speaker 2:Happy Halloween everyone. My teeth have never looked whiter. To be honest, I'm glowing Right then. So what are we actually talking about? Halloween nostalgia, yeah, why not Were you a big trick-or-treater?
Speaker 3:I think we went trick-or-treating once with you guys around Oakwood.
Speaker 2:As pumpkins.
Speaker 3:Were we pumpkins.
Speaker 2:I remember a lot of pumpkin action. Oh, I remember a lot of pumpkin action.
Speaker 3:I remember easy face paint, orange black stripes. I remember doing it a couple of times. Yeah, did you do it every year?
Speaker 2:yeah, but it was always a bit like because obviously it was just copy in America, right. So we were like but not everyone was on board with it. So you had some houses that were like fully on board and some houses were absolutely dog shit. So it was a lot of walking and we were like we kind of just could go to the shop and just pick up some sweets yeah, you know what we're doing.
Speaker 3:Are you going to do it with Bryn this year? Nah, will you do it five years?
Speaker 2:yeah, probably where we are is quite dead for it, though it's kind of, and we're on a main road, so it feels dangerous If you call it a state it's like, yeah, there's so many people. Oh, that's nice Loads. Nice community, bit about it, I mean.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but sometimes you have older kids knocking on your doors. Yeah, that's weird, isn't it?
Speaker 2:Needs an age limit on it. Yeah, it's a bit odd, you know, or at least be dressed up If they're dressed up depends If they've done what you've done and they need to be at least whipping out the wax crayons.
Speaker 3:Are you going to any Halloween parties? Have any of your friends do anything? No, no.
Speaker 2:I mean I'm going to commit, though I'm hoping something happens, Because right now You've got to wear that outfit.
Speaker 3:This looks quite good.
Speaker 2:I think most of it. I need to get some matching fur. So, thinking back though, I remember not necessarily like trick or treat stuff- yeah but and speaking of horror movies, which we'll get onto, the ones that I made you watch yeah. I remember watching a thousand times with you and with Holly Hocus Pocus oh yeah, as a kid, I was hoping you were going to tell me to watch that again.
Speaker 3:Actually, no, it's a horror film. I was going to tell you it's a horror film that is scary. Some of it is a little bit. It's a bit scary.
Speaker 2:But Hocus Pocus though, and you kind of threw me the other day because you were talking about it. I don't know why, but you were saying that the two of the witches in it reminded you of our mums.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean the three witches. There's three. Well, this is what I was hoping for.
Speaker 2:When you said two, I was like I hope it's the two that aren't Sarah Jessica Parker, because I fancied the pants of Sarah Jessica Parker growing up. I didn't even realise it was her. I just know I loved the blonde witch from Hocus Pocus oh my god.
Speaker 3:no, there's three of them, three sisters. Yeah, yeah, there's the two larger voluptuous ladies, yeah, but then you've got your other sister, sarah Jessica Parker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sarah Jessica Parker, you've got Bette Midler.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. I don't mean like Hocus Pocus, I mean like the three sisters they were Hocus Pocus. No, no, no, don't ruin this for me.
Speaker 2:I think your mum was Sarah Jessica Park. Oh, stop it. No, no, no, mum was Bette Midler.
Speaker 3:Bette Midler. Is that the one with like? Is that the ginger one?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm so bad with names, honestly.
Speaker 2:I think it's Bette Midler. It might not be, I might be completely wrong.
Speaker 3:They brought a second one out, haven't they?
Speaker 2:I never watched it. I think I've seen it. I think I've seen it.
Speaker 3:I have seen it actually. Yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 2:How's.
Speaker 3:SJP looking I'm not going to comment on that because I feel so bad when women get age and they're like oh, that's, a comment. What do you mean?
Speaker 2:I'm not going to comment on how terrible someone looks as they age.
Speaker 3:No she doesn't.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not saying that I'm not saying that, oh you, I can't remember.
Speaker 3:To be honest, I can't remember. I'll have a watch.
Speaker 2:I can't comment.
Speaker 3:If someone wants to go out in public looking like that, then that's up to them but I think I actually think stuff like that happens, like where I come from, what, like they like. Once right, I was at my grandparents witchy stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I can see that happening. I can see it happening.
Speaker 3:I said to my grandparents oh, can we go sneak?
Speaker 2:up on them. You'll be sacrificed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know they'll have you be a little frog right now yeah, straight up, dead yeah, there's people out there actually do these stuff like that oh yeah, people, you know, you just gotta stay away from that shit it's like my grandad. He's got like a crystal ball, but he won't let anyone in the family have it like it's in it.
Speaker 2:Something's locked in it well, no but it's just like that's fucking spooky yeah, I know. I suppose some families have darker secrets. You've got to think down south.
Speaker 3:They're all a bit like, a bit like what well?
Speaker 2:they're a bit like anyone down south listen up no, because I'm not there, you're odd mate, you're fucking weird, yeah, but I'm from down there, aren't I so? I'm like I'm in that, no.
Speaker 3:I'm not sorry you are. No, this doesn't feel like home anyway. But yeah, when you go down south they're a bit like hocus pocusing, for sure.
Speaker 2:I've met SJP though you have.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when they say you meet like not actually.
Speaker 2:I know she's bad. Yeah, doesn't know, she will never remember us, yeah, but I know she.
Speaker 3:I know when they say I know she's not um what's it called when you there's someone that you meet?
Speaker 2:what wait? Scrap that, don't meet your heroes don't meet here.
Speaker 3:I know she's not a hero but how? Was it when you actually met her?
Speaker 2:well, to be fair, it was a weird nonchalance from me, right? Yeah, so brie and I are walking down this like very quiet street in london yeah and um. Sarah jessica parker and matthew broderick pop out of a restaurant with two people I don't know right obviously um like they were not two of us.
Speaker 3:This is in london.
Speaker 2:This is during my streak of seeing celebrities in london, which whenever I tell people I have a streak of seeing celebrities in london, they go yeah, celebrities live here yeah, it's gonna happen, so it's going to happen, but yeah, so popped out of a restaurant and I just I was walking with Brie and we were having a conversation and I went oh, sarah Jessica Parker, and then Karen, I'm talking. And she went what do you mean? I was like. Sarah Jessica Parker. Right, I'm going to have to say something, Did she?
Speaker 3:I was like you don't have to, Did she? Yeah, yeah. She went up and said sorry, I don't want to interrupt.
Speaker 2:Oh, you changed it she watched Big Sex and the City Fan.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:So Brie went over and was like sorry, ignored Matthew Broderick, which apparently, after reading up, he fucking hates that. Yeah, but we would someone walking up to you anyway, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you would also hate being completely ignored and not being the one that they've walked up to you for, oh, we're seeing. So Bria's walked up to Sarah Jessica Parker and he hated the fact it wasn't for him.
Speaker 2:And been like yeah, ah, right yeah, because he's Ferris Bueller, right? I don't know who that is, but yeah, 80s movie star. I think when they got together he was the more famous one. Then she's kind of had a. I'm not saying she's a superstar, but everyone knows Sarah Jessica.
Speaker 3:Parker yeah, of course did she get a photo no, no.
Speaker 2:She said I'm not going to ask for a photo. What? Because that's the kind of the more like thing. Yeah, stuff, with SJP Matthew Broderick in the back going like.
Speaker 3:I just don't think you know if I saw someone, even if, well, I don't know. Once you know Frank Lampard, I was in a pub with him, nice. I don't really. I only spoke to him because my dog was humping his dog and it was you know what did you. Say sorry, frank yeah, like, oh, hey, you okay, but I don't, I actually know. I was one of these elite clubs and that guy from um the bowl, guy from little britain, was there and I was like oh, my god, it's you I wasn't expecting it, so I was a bit drunk and a bit shocked.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, but normally so much I wouldn't say anything yeah, I mean, sometimes it depends what you get back from them, because, um, I've met, I've met quite a few people like, um, I met, uh, the cure, the leasing of the cure, yeah, and I was like, you know, the standard thing. You said I'm not. I'm not a huge fan of the cure, I barely listen to them. But everyone loves friday, I'm in love whatever.
Speaker 3:Yeah so I said oh, do you love that big fan and he went, so I'm on friday.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I was like a solid answer. All right, see you later. And that was it. And that's a little, because he's he's a big fan. A thousand, ten thousand times couldn't give a toss. He goes yeah.
Speaker 3:I tell you what I'm not going to lie. It's so hard talking to you when you look like that what do you mean?
Speaker 2:look like what. Look like. I put in some effort, yeah hey, I have put in effort. I know I go all out. I'm a bad woman right now. Look at my hands half a witch. You know I do wish I could. That's never going to happen, ever so. Never mind. So I'm going to be a werewolf for the next four Halloweens. I reckon you actually got me into Halloween now.
Speaker 3:I feel like I need to go do something.
Speaker 2:I'm a bit hyped for it. I'm not going to do anything, but I'm ready.
Speaker 3:I really want a Halloween party. I've always wanted one.
Speaker 2:It's just not the house for it. What do you?
Speaker 3:mean, it's not the house, it's. Is it like proper? What do you?
Speaker 2:mean proper.
Speaker 3:As in like they'll probably be drinking there. I just couldn't do it in this house.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, that was fun. There's a bit of background admin for the podcast listeners there, but, like, halloween now is a completely different story to Halloween back then.
Speaker 3:Where did it come from?
Speaker 2:It's American, isn't?
Speaker 3:it yeah, but I mean why?
Speaker 2:Halloween. So our trusty chat GBT geezer a guy working on Beyond the Scenes said Halloween originated from the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, where people believe spirits return to the earth on October 31st. Over time it merged with Christian traditions, becoming All Hallows' Eve, and evolved into the modern celebration with costumes and trick-or-treating.
Speaker 3:So basically, spirits return to the earth.
Speaker 2:Spirits returned to the earth, however, on October 31st, right? However, our calendar has changed loads, so it's not even October 31st anymore, is it?
Speaker 3:Killed Halloween. Yeah, so who?
Speaker 2:knows what day the spirits are at. Spirits are returning to earth on November 14th, being like where the fuck is everyone?
Speaker 3:Honestly, would you live in a house out of a graveyard? Like, say, if you bought an old church, would you have one? No, would you live there.
Speaker 2:I know there's two houses down the road that have been up for sale for years and they're on Cemetery Way. Because you drive down and it goes house, house, cemetery no thanks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's just it gives. I'm not bothered. I'm like how can you not be bothered when you've got people buried in your back garden or your front garden?
Speaker 2:okay, what would you prefer? Living next to a cemetery?
Speaker 3:yeah, or under a flight path oh, that's a hard one because of noise. Tell you what dead people are a lot quieter. Yeah, definitely, yeah, depends oh, I just, I live in a tent what in a cemetery or? No, I couldn't live in either of them.
Speaker 2:You could live next to a cemetery rather than a flight path.
Speaker 3:Well, I did used to live there. I mean like have it in your actual garden, like when you know there's some houses there.
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 3:You know some houses you can buy a church and it's got like the garden into the graveyard, so some houses that used to be churches.
Speaker 2:It depends I, instead of a train track, I reckon yeah but it depends.
Speaker 3:I used to live near a train track because it was quiet. It's all little train. I used to quite like it. Waving to the thingy.
Speaker 2:It also depends on what time they come. So if the train's 24-7.
Speaker 3:You could live near a big one, could you no fuck?
Speaker 2:that Do me a din. That's London, baby I just couldn't Pick one. That's the whole point of the game. Do we both spank each other? No, pick one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you can't. I'm literally gone, you've got to pick one. Planes Fuck it, you're taking planes.
Speaker 2:I take planes. Oh fine, fine Sandpaper. Is the house Done? Fine, Okay, we'll take a quick. What?
Speaker 3:would you do? Yeah, I screaming your head off in the night because someone's standing by your bed like oh well that's not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's all ghosty, ghouly stuff. It's fine. Around October 31st it would get a little bit spooky and you'd be like, yeah, yeah, we're going on a break. Actually, we're going to go on a trip away. To be fair, we're on holiday October 31st this time, so we might go trick or treating around where we're going to be.
Speaker 3:Where are you?
Speaker 2:going Up to Bridlington. Yeah, bridlington, I don't know, it's near York, oh that's key. And we're going to a rock factory. Wow, right, interesting, that's when someone suggested it to me. They go if you're in Bridlington you've got to go to the rock factory and I went. Is that my?
Speaker 3:what I'm so ah sticks and rods sweets you're going to where they make sweets yeah, you make them yourself you roll them out oh, okay that's and you get your litter in the middle.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, that's alright alright, thank god I thought you were going to do. Yeah, I know, it's a rock factory, still fucking boring, you're still a loser. Oh yeah, alright, okay, well, I'm going to a rock factory and it's going to be very exciting for the kids okay oh, by me. I mean, these are stuff you have to find exciting now.
Speaker 3:This is it oh yeah, no, it's not. You can do more fun things, surely?
Speaker 2:oh, my kids involved mate yeah, you can but, Painter Pot.
Speaker 3:I love Painter Pot.
Speaker 2:Painter Pot's your comeback to making rock.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Pimpot, Nah she's boring.
Speaker 3:Although, I must admit, when I went to Italy, so they are so back in the day, you know. So, my best friend Alice, she was very much, like you know so, different, but when she was younger she was very, you know, in with the times and stuff. But now she is like they don't have tablets, she doesn't even have a phone. No, she does have a phone, she doesn't like to use it that much great. Her husband literally had to buy one and say you've got to use this, just so I can keep in touch with you nice but they're so like there's toys everywhere.
Speaker 3:The kids will go off and play with the toys. Oh one hour. Honestly, it's so refreshing to see they have one hour a day of tv. The kids know what time it is and she'll say do you want TV? Sometimes I'm like no, sometimes I'm like yeah, and they don't have any tablets and they just you can. I was sat in the kitchen working and I could hear Charlie in the other room just playing and laughing his head off playing with his little toys so nice Chasing the chicken. I come through into the kitchen and I'm like she's gone back back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's so cool though I love that. That's the life you kind of have to be. Obviously, you can live the city life in Italy, but if you want to live in those small villages, Could you do it I? Could live a small village life.
Speaker 3:No, but would you bring the kids up?
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3:With no tablets and stuff. Absolutely I and stuff.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. I mean, I'm not going to lie when we go out to eat, we don't take tablets. Don't you, we don't take phones. Well, we have our phones, obviously, but we don't get them out.
Speaker 3:Gosh.
Speaker 2:We just eat our food in 20 minutes and get the fuck out of there before she needs a tablet. No, like Bryn's pretty good. Like she's eating watching. Does she like playing at home with like toys? Oh yeah, and she does proper like play pretend now and it's very cute. I used to love that as a kid. Like there's keeps and stuff, oh yeah, like she'll do. And obviously coops not not about the playing life he's kind of about the destroying life so he's.
Speaker 2:He's kind of my karmic reaction to when I was trying to build towers with brin when she was one and she was knocking him over. So he's now doing it to her and I'm like it's not nice, is it? But like she'll probably be like. The other day I was sat next to her as she was going to sleep and she had Peppa Pig and Mummy Pig in her hands when she was playing with the dolls and she was like she was saying to, like she was being Peppa, she was like it's okay, have a good day.
Speaker 2:And then I was like what's that, what's happening? And she was like it's when mummy drops me at preschool.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's so cute.
Speaker 2:I was like that's so I totally pre-cried.
Speaker 3:I do love it, though, you know, when they do play their little like games and stuff In their imagination, yeah, or when you have kids having a conversation with each other.
Speaker 2:It's just so this is it, though, and I, before I had kids, I was always like it doesn't matter boy or girl, we're gonna raise them. You know the same. I'm not adhering to all the gender stereotypes. If she's into building stuff and all manly, like tool belt or whatever, she gets one of them. If she's into princesses, whatever. If he's into princesses, fine, whatever, right, what.
Speaker 1:I've come to realise and this is based on a small preschool set up and nursery, whatever.
Speaker 2:Girls are highly intelligent, very quickly, yeah. And boys are so stupid, they're so dumb, like I was telling you earlier about a conversation like Bryn had a massive meltdown tonight getting into bed because her friends told her that they sleep in their parents' bed. Yeah Right, that's mad. So meanwhile you, every time you get to pick her up, there will be a boy licking a window, there will just be a boy sniffing the floor. They're just weird, little stupid and they don't talk. Like Bryn will be like saying hi to one of the boys and he'll just be like and then run off. You know they don't do anything and she's like all right, okay so I guess that's why it carries on, doesn't?
Speaker 2:it like when you're at school, girls will always date like a couple years above because boys are idiots.
Speaker 3:Yeah, true, true idiots you know, say alice asked me this question today. She says when you were younger, did you envision like a kid? She says because when I says when she was younger, she always thought I'm gonna have a boy with long blonde hair who's gonna be like tarzan, running crazy in the garden right, just like wild.
Speaker 2:That was my image of what I wanted, and is that what she got?
Speaker 3:yeah, like the first child wasn't, so she's like I feel like I need to have she should probably be basing it on like how she was as a kid. Right, she might have been like quite feral as a kid yeah, probably yeah, because I was like oh, oh, I've never really had that.
Speaker 2:There's one thing that's definitely like I knew would happen, and it has come true with Bryn. What Is she's such a teacher's pet?
Speaker 3:Oh really, bryn, and.
Speaker 2:I were and she is such a teacher's pet. When we're at swimming lessons and they're like, okay, let's get the balls in Bryn's, like she locks in and she will like you in brin's, like she locks, locks in, and she will like when you, you thought that, oh, I know, I would be the same, like if the teacher's saying, let's get the balls in, that's, that's the task, let's do it, let's go balls in. So she'll do it, and then she'll make sure the teacher's watching, and then she'll put the balls in and then, well done, brin, she's like, she's like I can see it literally.
Speaker 1:If you did swear she'd be like that's right in my fucking veins that she loves it.
Speaker 2:She, absolutely she, gets like if ever we're doing like, you know the bounce place. Yeah, they're like here's a fun little activity.
Speaker 3:Who can find the monkeys? Yeah, she wants to do it.
Speaker 2:And she'll find like she'lling and she's got no time for it.
Speaker 3:I think it's nicer when you have like the daughter first, because I think it flows. I don't know like. Obviously I had a big brother and I so wish I had a big sister. I think I'd have been completely different if I had a big sister it depends what type of brother you get, though right? I guess it depends if you get one that like suplexes you and like tackles you down the stairs.
Speaker 2:You're gonna have to come up tough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, see my brother was a bit of a he would just slide up at you. I remember I was sat in the car once and someone was in somewhere I think it was in Sainsbury's or something and I'm sat in the car and he gets you know, the window screen, lobs at my head and then cuts my head open Like, yeah, this is what having a big brother was like.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought it was more like when I would just annoy Holly by like getting in her face. That's about it. No, I feel like I wouldn't ever wound her.
Speaker 3:It was like I do wish that you have, you know, like a big sister probably could have been like you know, I'd have loved a big sister.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you were all boys, weren't you?
Speaker 3:totally Jesus that's why I'm glad I've got a really close relationship with Holly, because she's like a little bit, you know oh, to be fair, like roughhousing wise.
Speaker 2:There was that time when I'm the younger brother. There was that time where Holly and I were like fighting that, play fighting. That became like it. He was getting a bit aggressive and then she pretended to be dead. She just lay there and I went into full shit and I went out. We were at mum and dad's work and I went out to the warehouse and been like mum I think I've killed Holly and mum, like, rolled her eyes, walked in, kicked Holly in the side with her toe like fuck, get up, you dickhead.
Speaker 3:And then Holly was like meh.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, I thought I was fucking facing the chair. I thought I was going to die.
Speaker 3:Can you remember we did Hide and Seek and I'm sure we put you in the washing machine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you did, did we? You put the airlock on what I can't? I can just remember something. Oh, no, no wait, there's a little plot twist here. What we were playing. Yeah, yeah hide and seek, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone else was playing. Who put me in the washing machine, do you?
Speaker 3:know who no.
Speaker 2:My dad.
Speaker 3:Oh, it was Uncle David, he did that.
Speaker 2:Dad put me in the washing machine and closed the door and it locked.
Speaker 3:I can vaguely remember something, but I can't remember. And it locked so I couldn't get out. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2:I spent a lot of my childhood in places where I got locked in by accident. The boot, the car.
Speaker 3:Remember that I got locked in the boot of the car and that was a bit of a stress, wasn't it?
Speaker 2:He closed the boot and left the key in there Was that Uncle David.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was Dad as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay time where we first moved into the warehouse and we got that we had the big industrial bin, oh yeah. So dad was like great idea, holly, you and holly get, get in the bin and let's roll you around the empty warehouse. It's great, that's what we're doing, having a great time we're rolling around. Then he goes for a huge push and we get there's a hill outside, but it goes into a gutter right and so he pushes us down this hill.
Speaker 2:We hit the gutter and there's a. There's a. It's divisive in our family because only holly and I were in this bin and I'm adamant she fell on me, yeah and she's adamant that I fell on her I know full, full well. I landed on the roof, yeah, and holly, in a chunky era, landed straight on top of me and absolutely winded me and we got clattered about in that bin. That is so, but that's all about.
Speaker 3:You know, uncle David's like a big kid though, isn't he? Yeah, that's funny. I like that. It's funny, isn't it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it just happens. I'd be the same if I was a parent as soon as I them up and down the warehouse.
Speaker 3:See, I can remember when I babysat for you in Holly.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, there wasn't even much.
Speaker 3:Well, you're only I know there wasn't much age difference anyway, what was?
Speaker 2:the point. You were like a year and a half older than Holly, two years older. Quite mature, wasn't?
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 2:So, mature.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:The talk to me. I gave you three films as a little intro to horror, because you only watched Disney movies. How was it?
Speaker 3:What's it called? The first one you told me to watch.
Speaker 1:Mr Crockett.
Speaker 3:Mr Crockett, crockett of shit. It was so bad. What do you?
Speaker 2:mean, how was I? Is it because of the opening five minutes? Some guy gets an iron shoved in his stomach. It's just so, not believable in five minutes. Some guy gets an iron shoved in his stomach. It's just so not believable it's ghosts and ghoulies. It's a possessed. It's a possessed VHS.
Speaker 3:I mean I've put it on, I'm like I'm not watching this how far did you get in?
Speaker 2:did he like, did the guy get?
Speaker 3:30 seconds?
Speaker 2:no, probably like one minute the guy had like he killed the guy right.
Speaker 3:Didn't see that. What do you?
Speaker 2:mean you must turn it off so soon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I did. As soon as it came on, I was like I can't watch this. I couldn't. I was not going to spend two hours of my life watching a film like that Wait, I think I know where you turned it off. Like right at the beginning.
Speaker 2:No, no, because I remember in the first couple minutes, like there's a bit where he's looking through the. He's looking through the VHS slot and you just see his eyes like look, and I went this is dumb.
Speaker 1:However, it's a bit of the things I didn't give you horror horror.
Speaker 2:Sorry, because I knew it was going to scare you.
Speaker 3:I didn't want to mess you up you know well, I then put on something, but something new on Netflix, and oh yeah, it's about two writers are going on a writer's holiday and it was all very like feel goody and I watched that instead. Oh yeah, halloween got a bit sidetracked and I really enjoyed that film, so thanks. I wouldn't have watched it if you'd never told me to turn the TV on.
Speaker 2:No, that wasn't the point. You've got to watch Mr Crockett and I think people should watch Mr Crockett.
Speaker 3:Guys don't even go searching for it, you can't have an opinion. It's so bad.
Speaker 2:If anyone watches it.
Speaker 3:Send us a DM on our Instagram. 30 old 30 young.
Speaker 2:It's on Disney+. I know that all the parents have got Disney+ because it's got Bluey on it and all the Disney films. I and all the Disney films.
Speaker 3:I mean, everyone's got it. I'm not a parent and I've got Disney+.
Speaker 2:Maybe you watch Disney films like a weirdo.
Speaker 3:Are you a Disney adult? Why are you even asking me this? You should know.
Speaker 2:No, but I mean like I'm driving around in.
Speaker 3:Italy listening to Pocahontas and the Lion King coming out on the speakers.
Speaker 2:No, but like do you go to Disneyland and stuff?
Speaker 3:Well, I would, but the other one's just like rides.
Speaker 2:No, the other one's proper Disneyland, disney World, yeah.
Speaker 3:Did you know that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, where's the world, a whole new world, in fact.
Speaker 3:I mean I don't think I'd waste my holiday to go there.
Speaker 2:no, Well, you don't have to go there the whole time, you, you just have a pop.
Speaker 3:I mean if I had like four weeks of annual leave or if I lived in a country.
Speaker 2:Jesus is it really that good. I've not been oh but I've thought you're a Disney adult. I thought you'd all be about it.
Speaker 3:I'm not going until the kids are older, yeah, but you just know the fate they're just dressed up. I could do that.
Speaker 2:I think you'd get swept up in the magic. You would. I think you'd have the photo with all the seven dwarves.
Speaker 3:Oh, actually, yeah, you're selling it to me Snow.
Speaker 2:White would be there. Oh yeah, just don't slum it with Disneyland Paris, because everyone who goes there, who has been to the other ones, is like it's just dog shit.
Speaker 3:Okay, I won't. It's just close Is there one in Florida you're on. I think we should do a podcast in Vegas.
Speaker 2:I've already told you we're having a little pop next year, so fly on out. Fly on out for a few, why not? So are you doing anything for Halloween this year? Well, my friends, are actually going out.
Speaker 3:No, my friends are actually going to Nottingham. There's an event going on there. But I never really bought any tickets Because I was going to be like I don't know Charlotte'm charlotte's turning very like oldie. Oh, you know, like with parties and stuff, like in the evening, like I'm going out tomorrow night, my friend and we're going out for some wine, we're meeting at four o'clock and I'm gonna go for a curry. Should I book the table for seven?
Speaker 2:mate, you're speaking my language. This is perfect.
Speaker 3:30 old, 30 old like when I went to italy, alice was like you know, I'm really sorry, we normally would, like you know, go wild and stuff. Like alice, I had the most perfect trip, like a bonfire, you know. Then we went to a spa all day, had massages, which was a bit of an event. There's a boy and a girl, obviously. I had the guy massaging me in italian and I was proper heavy breathing when he was massaging me. I was like I'm so glad she's in the room right now I wonder what would happen.
Speaker 2:But yeah, don't my just a little. Just why you're talking about massages. I was um I think, for lack of a better term molested during my most recent massage.
Speaker 3:Where were you we?
Speaker 2:were in Poland.
Speaker 3:Oh, was it a boy or a girl?
Speaker 2:It was well, I didn't know until halfway through. It was a bloke and I don't mind that.
Speaker 3:And he was doing weird stuff. Right, okay, I've made this sound a bit worse.
Speaker 2:Well, no, I haven't, actually, because it was bad and I didn't mind at the time because it did feel all right.
Speaker 3:But then, after I've told people, they've gone um, right Explain, because I'm having images right now and it's not good.
Speaker 2:Nothing was nothing was nothing entered anything Right, Just to clarify that. Right. So at first he starts at the feet works his way up the body.
Speaker 3:Yeah, great.
Speaker 2:Feet. He's having a great time. Yeah, and so time, yeah, and so am I loving it, and he's easy, he's hitting all the spots, yeah you know, and he's working the legs it's only when he gets to my back yeah and I'd like to clarify that there was space around the table to get to my back. However, he decides to instead yeah straddle me.
Speaker 3:Oh, so he's sat on my ass oh right, oh my god, he's sat on my anything I anything.
Speaker 2:I felt his arse on my arse. Oh right, so he sat. He sat on my arse and he's massaging my back right with the gloves on he's massaging my and he's having. He's doing really well, but what he does is, and I don't know whether to act this out or not. Do it go on?
Speaker 2:he then I mean don puts his hands on my back yeah and then puts his knees into my arse and starts digging his knees in right like really digging his knees in, but then he does this like the worm, basically the worm, he does the worm and he kind of jumps up and hits the side of my arse with his knees and like bam, and then like bam, bam, bam are you in the stream on your own with her? No me and Bree are in there oh, okay, yeah she's having a great time with a very gentle masseuse. Meanwhile, this guy's dropping the knee into me and just absolutely hammering me so what happened?
Speaker 3:was it a bit awkward when it finished because I always I've had two massages, especially with guys guys one was in thailand and it was a guy and it was a bit something was just a bit weird, but anyway, okay, and then I come on, I can't even look them in the eye, and then the guy, the italian guy, did a massage.
Speaker 3:I mean, I definitely couldn't look him in the eye because I thought, but yeah, this is a bit you know well I like I said I didn't know until he got around to my front yeah that I was like this.
Speaker 2:This lady's got very strong hands and then I saw his massive feet, oh my god, and I was like this lady's got very strong hands and then I saw his massive feet, oh my God, and I was like, oh, it's a guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because if you're both in the same room, it's the same guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it was a couple's massage but kind of like Brie was like very much, don't talk to me.
Speaker 3:See, I had this conversation with Alice when we had our massage. We had a couple's massage.
Speaker 1:Cute.
Speaker 3:Obviously there. The boy's there for the guy and the girl's there for the woman, yeah. I think so when they came in they probably didn't realise that I was going to be a girl and obviously. I went on his bed, yeah, and then like I was like do you think they didn't realise? You know, when he's like pulling the towel back, I'm like what is this guy seeing right now?
Speaker 2:going. He was like I think, yeah, it was. It was great, though, and you don't even need to worry about pitch intense, I didn't get it. Do you know what that means? No, okay, never mind, we won't go into it. Um, um, anyway, I'll skip it. Um, so, but also, what happened the trip before, when I was in hungary?
Speaker 3:yeah, I had another massage right boy or girl guy, I didn't get a chance because dad dibs the woman.
Speaker 2:so he got her and he said she was very stern, very cold and it wasn't very nice. I was like, okay, great, my guy though very chatty.
Speaker 3:Oh no, very chatty, he wasn't talking to you.
Speaker 2:Okay, there was a few things that happened during this one.
Speaker 3:You just don't want people talking to you, that's it.
Speaker 2:But I'm super polite so I'm entertaining it and I'm getting Hungarian lessons while I'm in there. Oh, for fuck's sake, he's also showing me like did you watch the Euros? I was like, yeah, he goes. Oh, you know, the guy who scored the goal for Hungary was from Page where we were and I was like cool, cool, cool, can you dig your thumbs into me? And meanwhile and then he went quiet for a bit and he was doing, but I got the the giggles no.
Speaker 2:Oh, I get giggles, the athlete's massage. You know, because I am what the deep? Oh yeah, I want deep tissue Right, but the problem is, don't get people like you. So he's got me on my front.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And he goes. You know your back yeah. And I went, yeah, yeah and he goes. You know that bit at the bottom I went.
Speaker 3:He goes the curve and yeah, I went he goes the curve and yeah, I went, yeah yeah, he goes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it shouldn't be like that. I was like alright, great cheers, thanks. Thanks, pal, he goes. Yeah, your back really shouldn't bend the way it does have you ever had it checked out?
Speaker 3:no how bizarre, yeah.
Speaker 2:I've got, I've got mum, I've got it from mum because she's got a shitty spine and then it hasn't helped from rugby, but like, literally, the base of my spine is like where it should be, a lot flatter. I've got a flat one. I think it comes from being a bit of a chunker, so I'm hoping it evens itself out if I lose my weight.
Speaker 3:That is mad, honestly.
Speaker 2:But massages yeah goodness, what happened in this room?
Speaker 3:honestly and like he was going like really close to me on the like with his.
Speaker 2:He was pitch intense as well.
Speaker 3:He was like what does this mean?
Speaker 2:How can you not work out what pitch intense means?
Speaker 3:Point something up. Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2:Ka-ching, oh yeah, so he was probably yeah, yeah, but best massage I've ever had was my first one, and it's all been downhill since then, because all I do is get berated and kneed in the arse.
Speaker 1:Thanks for listening since then, because all I do is get berated and need in the ass.
